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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

slutwhat:

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

sexy-uredoinitright:

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

Lmao